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Mortakai

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My Bio
Current Residence: Yo mama
Favourite genre of music: Jimi Hendrix, U2, you know that kind of crap.
Favourite photographer: i dont know quite yet
Favourite style of art: I like internet comics
Operating System: Alienwere laptop
MP3 player of choice: i wish i had on :tears:
Shell of choice: V class morter shell
Wallpaper of choice: MINE!
Skin of choice: RACISTS!!!!
Favourite cartoon character: I am one
Personal Quote: "You're voice is like a thousand violins being played by monkyes".

Favourite Visual Artist
Beck (Duh)
Favourite Movies
War of the Worlds
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Beck (Duh)
Favourite Writers
Homer
Favourite Games
Halo 2
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox
Tools of the Trade
Bo staff, Sword, Katana, Hammer, Chainsaw
Other Interests
Watching old movies

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      Ok not a tru story but anyway...                  My uncle Phil was a paratrooper for the Vietnam War. On the way down he searched for his parachute. he found a beer and drank it. And then he found a six pack of beer and drank it. he found the parachute and landed safly inbetween 40 vietnamesse soilders. He killed 20 with his gun until it ran out of ammo. He killed 15 of them with his machete until sombody broke it. And he killed the last 5 with his bare hands.                            The Morel of this story.......Dont mess with my uncle phil when he's drunk.
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1.) What color is a chicken? 2) Does it have a mouth? 3) Does it have arms? 4) What do chickens say? 5) Do they lay eggs? 6) How many whiskers do 3 baby kittens have alltogether?
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OMFG! WTF! BBQ?

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I have just learned that my friend, Blaze(yes that is his actual legal name), His brother, adam, is the bass player for a pretty good band called anchondo (on-chon-do)! That is pretty cool, right! come on admit it! this guy is really good. Go to his site at www.anchondo.com
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:heart:happy 4th of july!!
dude... you got pageveiws...
Thanks for the :+devwatch:

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Thank you for the fav ^_^
hey thanx for the devwatch :glomp: :hug: :glomp: