Mortakai

      Ok not a tru story but anyway...

                  My uncle Phil was a paratrooper for the Vietnam War. On the way down he searched for his parachute. he found a beer and drank it. And then he found a six pack of beer and drank it. he found the parachute and landed safly inbetween 40 vietnamesse soilders. He killed 20 with his gun until it ran out of ammo. He killed 15 of them with his machete until sombody broke it. And he killed the last 5 with his bare hands.
                            The Morel of this story.......Dont mess with my uncle phil when he's drunk.

1.) What color is a chicken?

2) Does it have a mouth?

3) Does it have arms?

4) What do chickens say?

5) Do they lay eggs?

6) How many whiskers do 3 baby kittens have alltogether?

I have just learned that my friend, Blaze(yes that is his actual legal name), His brother, adam, is the bass player for a pretty good band called anchondo (on-chon-do)! That is pretty cool, right! come on admit it! this guy is really good. Go to his site at www.anchondo.com

this is a story about a certain sombody who makes comics about a retard. These comics are very much funny but they can get in the way of what i want to do. plz post what you think about this... thing that lives in my house.